Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
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Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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