I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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