Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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