Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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