There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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