Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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