you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
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i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
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