Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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