I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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