Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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