I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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