ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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