i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
im on a boat
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