We're like a lot better than the average bears
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
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i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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