the new term for farting is butt boxing.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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