The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
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i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
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Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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