He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia