She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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