I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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