His pubic hair was longer than his dick
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
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Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
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No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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