yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
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i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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