The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
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I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Text me some of your sweat
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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