just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
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Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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