If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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