When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.