I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
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He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
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this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..