Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
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that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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