ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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