Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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