He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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