That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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