yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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