i barfeds in our rink
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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