Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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