Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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