His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
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They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
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I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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