I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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