I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
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If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
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After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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