you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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