Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
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I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
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You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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