Whoa Z and x make the same sound
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
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It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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