Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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