doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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