CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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