Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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