Define "chronic" masturbator.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
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I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
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Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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