just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
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any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
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I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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