I can tuck mytits in my pants
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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