Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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