Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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