If i come over, it means nothing
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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