Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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