wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
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90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
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Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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