i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
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So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
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Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
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