so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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