your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
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The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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