I seem to have left my pride at pride
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
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I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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