"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
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If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
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I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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