I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
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Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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