Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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